Murdoch : Where's the tank O'Neil? O'Neil : What's that? Murdoch : The tank. It was sitting right where I left it, on purpose. And your job, O'Neil, was to watch it. O'Neil : Right. I remember you saying something about that. Murdoch : So where's the tank O'Neil? O'Neil : Yeah... funny story about that... Murdoch : You had one job O'Neil: Watch. The. Tank. ONE JOB. O'Neil : As it turns out, the job was a little more complicated that just watching the tank. Murdoch : It's a tank O'Neil. When it's not being operated, it just sits in one place. It has only one job to do when it's not being used: to sit. Kinda like the one job you had: to sit and watch the tank. O'Neil : You'd think so, wouldn't you? Murdoch : I would. I would think so. In fact, I was thinking that very thing when I gave you the simple job of watching an inert object large enough to not go missing as long as one person ...